How To Unfuck Your Motherfucking Luck
1️⃣ STOP CLAIMING BAD LUCK
Every time you say, “Nothing good ever happens to me,” or “I have the worst luck,” you’re writing the shittiest story ever, then living it. Why? Because you’re powerful as fuck, nigga. Just because you haven’t realized it yet doesn’t make it any less true.
Your words are spells, so stop speaking fuck shit over your life. Even if life is bending you over, just say something like, “That was wild, but I’m good.” And stop telling everybody about your struggles if they’re not helping you in any way. They probably don’t fucking like you, and they’re boosting your shitty booboo ass spell.
2️⃣ CHECK IF YOU’RE WEARING SOMEONE ELSE’S ENERGY
If your unlucky streak seems to have come outta nowhere, it’s possible that someone tried to pull a lil’ switcheroo. Not highly likely, but definitely within the realm of possibility.
So, to be safe, just do a cord pulling (or book one with me), clear your aura, and make sure your shielding is on point. Check my pinned post on Threads if you need help DIYing it.
3️⃣ DON’T MUCK IT UP
If you’re complaining constantly, always being negative about everything, and expecting shit to go wrong at every turn, then it will. Remember what I said up top? Yeah. Being a sourpuss mucks up your energy.
Mucked up energy attracts fucked up people and situations, SOOOOOOO if you’ve been operating from a perpetual place of “everything sucks and nothing ever works out,” stop that. Find something good, even if it’s just one thing.
4️⃣ TRUST, TRUST, TRUST
Sometimes you’re not being rejected, you’re being redirected, but you can’t even see it because you’re too busy boohooing over what you thought you wanted, when what you never knew you needed is right around the corner.
Fuck that job that fell through. Fuck that relationship that ended. It needed to. They were horrible, and you know it. Trust that when something doesn’t work out, it’s because something even better right. there.
5️⃣ START FOLLOWING THROUGH
You get a good idea, a little burst of luck, ✨INSPIRATION✨, an opportunity, and then…you don’t do shit with it. A gift gets dropped right in your lap and put it off until later or decide all of a sudden that you’re not ready, or start letting doubt skull fuck you to oblivion.
How is anything gonna work out for you if you never actually do any work…? Give the luck a little something to hold on to!!
6️⃣ STOP BEING A ZOMBIE FUCKER
Let go of the dead shit. That’s all I got. If it’s dead, LET IT TF GOOOOOOO!!! You’ll have so much more room for new and meaningful shit in your life if you stop being a museum for the bloated, rotting corpse that is your old life.
7️⃣ EXPRESS GRATITUDE, FOR ONCE
When something good happens, do you celebrate it? Express gratitude for it? Do you even acknowledge it at all, or do you just dismiss it because it’s “small” or you feel like it’s not enough?
Little shit gives way to big shit, so celebrate the parking spot. Spend the fuck outta that $5 you found. Appreciate the random (genuine and not creepy) compliment. Bask in ALL of it. See how shit starts to shift when you do.
8️⃣ KNOW THAT YOU DESERVE GOOD THINGS
Some of y’all are so used to struggle that when good shit tries to work its way in, you sabotage it. You don’t trust it, so you sit and wait for the other shoe to drop, or you just blow all that shit up yourself. You convince yourself that you never deserved it to begin with.
WELL YOU MOST LIKELY DO. So now what, huh? Accept it, dummy, you deserve good things, so sit and imagine right now what would happen if your greatest desire for yourself came to fruition right this second.
Make it as vivid as possible, until you can’t even tell what’s real and what’s not anymore. Are you uncomfortable? If you are, keep going. Do it until it feels natural, then keep going until it feels fucking good.
Questions? Ask meeeeee! And if you need more direct help with unfucking your luck, join Moonblood Labs to work with my spirits, or book a sesh. If you enjoyed reading, hit my tip jar or something.
Love you! 💋💋
